almondmilkpapi:

on my wedding day im gonna tell my wife “you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen” and then im gonna suck her titties in front of both of our families

drowsie:

i wish the days were longer so i’d have more time to do nothing

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

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nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me

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samdesantis:

Paramore 
Hard Rock Casino
Tampa, FL

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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

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meta18:

foxdear:

moth866643999642311568:

this guy

two thumbs and what

this guy

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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SJ.