crumbduck:

*choking back tears* wanna fight 

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

2 days ago
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majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

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  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

hospitalstays:

image

school cum

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jacobshutup:

who gave bugs the right

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

6 days ago
13.Sep.14
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pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

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paralovemore:

Hayley Williams at Alternative Press Music Awards 2014! 

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

SJ.